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Welcome to... The Best Page In the Universe -- -- -- This page is about me, a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer, and my overly masculine posturing to the contrary. PS: I'm a pirate. -- Everything I say is awesome. Next scheduled update: never-- Update (03-01-13): Sorry douchebags, I still haven't written anything new. News (02-11-09): Holy fuck, I'm published. Why I hate BET. (Updated: 3-18-04) -- Congratulations, you're brilliant. (Updated: 02-28-13) Four things that need to change in online porn distribution. (Updated: 01-31-12) I HATE TIGGERS (Updated: 08-11-11) Your pets are not children and I hope you get an abortion. (Updated: 12-22-10) Yoshi's Story: The Creepypasta (Updated: 12-18-10) Campaign signs and the idiots who love them. (Updated: 11-02-10) My review of Scars of Mirrodin. (Updated: 09-27-10) Every new show on NBC sucks. (Updated: 09-21-10) Avril Lavigne: date rape is "complicated". (Updated: 05-25-10) Today, I saw a car accident. (Updated: 03-14-10) Why I will never join Team Coco. (Updated: 01-17-10) How to ensure you get shitty service at a supermarket deli. (Updated: 12-09-09) Who the fuck falls for this shit? (Updated: 10-13-09) Death to sports radio. (Updated: 08-20-09) Do the Senility Shuffle! (Updated: 08-01-09) How to play guitar like a complete fucking douchebag. (Updated: 07-08-09) The most concise review of Transformers 2 you'll ever read. (Updated: 07-02-09) All lesbians are liars. (Updated: 06-29-09) Take off that goddamn headset. (Updated: 06-24-09) Your dick shouldn't fit inside this. (Updated: 03-24-09) WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN? (Updated: 03-03-09) Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. (Updated: 02-28-09) Are you a douchebag? Take my test and find out! (Updated: 02-04-09) It's the thought that counts and you're an asshole. (Updated: 12-19-08) Your kids aren't cute, and I hope you die. (Updated: 10-25-08) Cheerios are the work of Satan. (Updated: 09-24-08) A DAY TO REMEMBER. (Updated: 09-11-08) How a store puts itself out of business. (Updated: 09-09-08) More stupid shit that girls put in their AIM profiles. (Updated: 09-05-08) Help prevent child rape. (Updated: 07-06-08) Yahoo's news portal is fucking gay. (Updated: 04-16-08) HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! (Updated: 02-14-08) New Year's Eve is fucking gay. (Updated: 12-30-07) Hey cheerleaders, you're not getting my fucking money. (Updated: 12-04-07) Coke vs. water: a Myspace bulletin. (Updated: 09-29-07) Everyone at Hillshire Farm is a fucking terrorist. (Updated: 08-25-07) Larry Bird's Johnson is dead. (Updated: 07-12-07) Iceland will be closed until April 22nd. (Updated: 04-16-07) An easy way to ruin internet forums. (Updated: 03-23-07) I make songs better. (Updated: 03-06-07) 88 first person shooters that suck less than Halo 2. (Updated: 01-11-07) 8 reasons why it's time to forgive Mel Gibson. (Updated: 12-04-06) Shame on you, White America. (Updated: 11-19-06) There was no JFK assassination you morons. (Updated: 10-23-06) NEVER FORGET. (Updated: 09-11-06) The following people should not ever be allowed out of their homes. (Updated: 09-09-06) Joe Cocker sucks. (Updated: 08-07-06) END ROAD WORK. (Updated: 07-18-06) Fuck you, I'll eat what I want. (Updated: 06-24-06) My plan to save America. (Updated: 06-10-06) Learn to fucking speak. (Updated: 05-30-06) Amazon.com sucks. (Updated: 05-10-06) You damn kids have it too easy. (Updated: 04-25-06) Five stupid places where girls get tattoos. (Updated: 04-20-06) Barney is dead. (Updated: 04-02-06) Serving sizes are bullshit. (Updated: 03-27-06) People with muscular dystrophy are pricks. (Updated: 03-16-06) Proof that God exists. (Updated: 03-09-06) Stupid shit that girls put in their AIM profiles. (Updated: 03-03-06) Who is a better person: George W. Bush or Jesus Christ? An objective analysis. (Updated: 02-26-06) Run out of ideas for contrived porn sites? Steal one of mine. (Updated: 02-18-06) Underage drinking? Try a gay bar. (Updated: 02-06-06) Oliver Reed is the greatest man who ever lived. (Updated: 01-26-06) More crappy dead people's art work. (Updated: 01-07-06) Suck my dick. (Updated: 12-25-05) The South should have won the Civil War. (Updated: 12-08-05) I am better than dead people. (Updated: 11-11-05) Vaginas are gay. (Updated: 10-01-05) Is your page good enough to bear the coveted "HADDOX RULES" icon? Probably not, you worthless piece of shit. Fuck off. 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